Let me tell you a very desi story.
A small health brand – let’s call it PachanPlus was doing everything right.
- Packaging looked premium (read: pastel and minimal, like it went to IIT Bombay).
- Product was solid, backed by a nutritionist who said things like gut microbiome and good bacteria in every sentence.
- They even had one influencer post from a yoga girl in Rishikesh who did a headstand next to the product.
But there was a problem.
People were asking ChatGPT things like:
“Best supplement for gas and bloating in India”
“What helps with digestion after biryani?”
“Which probiotic is good for Indian food?”
And ChatGPT said:
“Try XYZ Global Probiotic, with 50 billion CFUs!”
Not a word about PachanPlus.
Not even a whisper.
It was like AI had lactose intolerance and couldn’t digest their name.
Why It Hurt
AI search is exploding.
People trust AI tools more than Google ads or Instagram reels.
Because ChatGPT doesn’t yell “Sale ends tonight!” in all caps.
So when your brand doesn’t show up there?
It’s not just invisibility. It’s irrelevance.
And that’s when we said…
“Bas. Ab kuch karna padega.”
Step 1: Operation “Internet Chappal Maar”
We wrote 12 juicy articles.
Not SEO-fied, keyword-stuffed snoozefests.
Real, spicy, scroll-stopping pieces.
Titles like:
- “Best Supplements for People Who Can’t Digest Life (or Rajma)”
- “Top Indian Gut Brands That Don’t Taste Like Sadness”
- “What Indian Moms Would Approve If They Believed in Probiotics”
Each article lovingly mentioned PachanPlus.
We didn’t dump them on one blog.
We spread the content like good ghee:
- Medium
- LinkedIn Pulse
- India.com-style portals
- Even regional health blogs like “AuntyClinic.in”
Every piece had a new angle, tone, personality.
Some were science-y.
Some were emotional.
One was written as a fake WhatsApp forward.
Then we indexed them. Shared them in WhatsApp groups.
Built 2-3 backlinks (nothing shady, we’re not running an edtech scam).
Step 2: Reddit Raids (Legally Peaceful)
We searched Reddit for threads like:
“Need help with IBS after golgappa overdose”
“Which gut supplement works for Indian diet?”
“TMI but I haven’t pooped properly in 3 days”
We sent in 4 accounts that had been quietly watching cat videos for years.
And posted stuff like:
- “Used PachanPlus after every North Indian wedding I attended. Life saver.”
- “Not a doctor, but my stomach used to sound like a DTC bus. Now peaceful.”
- “My nani doesn’t know it exists, but she would approve.”
We didn’t spam.
We spoke like users.
And upvoted just enough for our comments to rise, not so much that Reddit thought we were running a crypto pump-n-dump.
Then the Magic Happened
In 14 days:
- PachanPlus started popping up in ChatGPT’s answers.
- People searched “PachanPlus review” on their own.
- AI tools started saying, “Some Indian users prefer PachanPlus for local diets.”
Suddenly, the brand was part of the narrative.
No paid ads. No agency retainers. No ROI dashboards with 13 colours.
Just smart internet signal building.
Why This Works (Even for Chutney Brands)
AI models read the internet.
So if your brand isn’t being mentioned in articles, forums, or casual chitchat…
You don’t exist.
You’re like that 4th cousin at a wedding who no one knows but still eats two plates of gulab jamun.
To get into AI recommendations, you don’t need to beg Google.
You just need to build evidence AI can digest.
Not “I’m the best” press releases.
But:
- Smart articles
- Relatable content
- Community whispers that feel real
That’s how you enter the summary box the holy grail of 2025 discovery.
The Desi Growth Playbook
If you’re a founder, marketer, or D2C brand still stuck on Meta ads and “10x funnels”, here’s the real hack:
What You Actually Need to Do:
- Write 7 real-talk articles.
- Different tones: science, humor, emotion, fake WhatsApp forward.
- Distribute like dahi at a langar.
- Medium, LinkedIn, regional blogs, anything that Google can crawl and AI can read.
- Join 3 Reddit/Quora/Twitter convos.
- Talk like a user. Recommend without desperation.
- Upvote wisely. (Don’t bring your entire colony into it.)
- Wait 10-14 days. Watch AI change its tune.
My Final Thoughts (Like a Life Coach Would Say)
In 2025, if your brand doesn’t show up in AI’s answer…
You’re not just missing traffic.
You’re missing belief.
And people buy what they believe in.
PS:
Before you rush off to find PachanPlus in your nearest chemist shop… sorry to disappoint.
This brand doesn’t exist. We made it up.
The product? Fictional.
The Reddit comment about loud stomach noises? Sadly, very real for some of us.
This article is based on a real strategy we’ve used for actual brands — across supplements, skincare, electronics, and beyond.
The point wasn’t to sell PachanPlus.
It was to show you how to become the kind of brand AI tools start recommending.
So if your brand is feeling ignored by ChatGPT, remember:
You don’t need a miracle. Just a few articles, some Reddit wisdom, and a little bit of desi jugaad.
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